some people on this website so weird…… they be like “im a small little flower fairy and i love u” go outside
this post is trash stop denying people self expression you boring streaks of piss
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.
Science side is morbid tonight
rawr2811 asked: “NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧”
Right. This took me a bit cause I am bad at talking about myself.
1. I have really nice eyes
2. I’m pretty smart
3. I’m really nice
4. And I’m a great cook
5. I’m super creative.
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ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)